i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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