i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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