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some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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