its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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