That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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