scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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