11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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