sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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