is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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