Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
one two three fourrrrnication!
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Enjoy the penises
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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