You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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