I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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