batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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