so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Randomize
