Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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