College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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