Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Randomize
