I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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