plz talk dirty to me
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
she smelled like a LAN party
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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