sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Randomize
