I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
