"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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