goodnight i made you a song goodbye
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
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