oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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