But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
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