saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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