weddingsv make me drug and hornr
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
COCAINE IS GR8
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
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