lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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