at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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