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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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