Where is the hickey?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
My liver just had a heart attack.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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