Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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