Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Someone signed my nipple.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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