Dude my mom stole all your condoms
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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