i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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