Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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