If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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