Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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