she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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