Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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