I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
