I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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