wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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