He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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