I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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