Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I will be naked everywhere
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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