is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
too bad you live with your parents still
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
There's always time for handjobs
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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