That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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