sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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