I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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