Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
