he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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