what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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