Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Randomize
